Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Stop And Think, For Once

      Man, people are weird as hell. Every time I go to YouTube, I see a helpless Hannah saying things like, "Which episode is this? Wait, who portrays so-and-so?" They had the capacity to open up the web, type in YouTube and press Enter, but they don't have the same intelligence to look it up for themselves, instead of waiting and waiting for an answer?
      They need me to hold their hand and walk them through the process, I suppose. Step one, open the Internet. Step two, type in the name of the show you want information about. Include key words, like perhaps the name of the character, or an event that happens within the episode. Step three, hit Enter and read any of the articles. (And if it says Ad, it's probably an ad!) Step four, once you find two or more articles that all say the same, concerning which episode and season it is; copy and paste the episode and season into your browser and hit Enter, just to make sure. Aaaand, if they don't know how to do that either, try right-clicking once in awhile. Or take a class, because it's so obvious they need it.
      I should start a class. "Logic: It's not for everybody. Rose College, the place for idiots to learn virtually anything."
      Well, people, yesterday I threw a grand technology idea of mine into the real world, and though it has five views (all mine) and no replies, I'm eagerly waiting. All the other posts have feedback, but they're questions. Mine is a discussion; I guess I used words that were much too big for their tiny brains to comprehend.
      The good news is, I woke up early without an alarm clock. I'll be damned if I fall asleep at my school on the first day! Also, it finally hit me how to get my fourth book rolling. I don't dread writing it anymore; I'm actually looking forward to it again!
      Okay, I am hearing everything in Woody's voice. I think it's time for a Toy Story marathon! I thought about buying the movies...I thought about buying a lot of movies...but there seemed to be no sense anymore in buying something I could watch free online. Of course if I had the DVDs, I could watch them on my portable DVD player when the power goes out.
      Hm. I could've thought that through more. I guess I'll save up for a DVD player first; I would think they're more expensive, and I already have some movies. Twelve, to be exact; two of which are three-in-ones.
      Well, I'm going to start my day...I guess.


      PS. WHOOO! I was right; Finding Dory does come out in June! Sixteen days, fifteen hours and fifteen minutes and counting!
      PPS. My technology idea still has no replies. And I'm stumped, because it's a very efficient idea, and it could benefit all of us. Meanwhile, all the stupid ideas are popular. I don't understand some people. (June 10th, 2016 at 9:52 PM)

6 comments:

  1. I think the funniest time anything like that happened to me was when I went back to visit a video I watch every year around Christmas, because the music is great, and someone asked the name of the music - even though, RIGHT UNDER the video, all of the information was included.

    The comment was more or less, 'What's the name of this music! I've looked everywhere!' so my reply was, 'Everywhere but at the bottom of the video...?' (The person who left that first comment never replied, but several people did give my comment a thumbs-up.) :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I've seen that, too! Hahaha, nice one!!
      The most stupid comment I've ever seen was in 2011, when this guy posted a comment saying, "2009? I can't wait..."

      Delete
    2. Haha, that's pretty awesome-ly bad! :p

      Delete
    3. Yeah...A lot of people were laughing at him.

      Delete
    4. I have to wonder if some people do things like that intentionally - say something kinda stupid just to see how others react...I've done it, then regretted it :p

      Delete
    5. I haven't. I've said stupid things just because I'm not a very strong speaker.

      Delete