At Least We Made It This Far

      Sooo...
      My mother and I went out today. Looked at some fish, some birds, found an inauthentic tank decoration that felt real (the tank wasn't in a tank, so I don't know if it was a tank decoration or a tank tank decoration), she bought me a new book for an old collection, and now our house is for sale. Well, fine. I never liked this place. Too many damn problems; good riddance.
      I'm just worried about what will happen when we move. We've lived together for financial reasons, and this house was the most affordable. Probably because it's a shithole, but we made it work.
      I hope when we do move, we're not stuck in something like this. And I hope my bedroom window has a screen.
      But, at least we've lived here six years and a few days. It's the longest I've lived in a house. I just realized that! So I guess the only reason I feel any remorse about moving is because we won't make it to a decade.
      Oh well...What else is new?

Reminder

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Easiest way to add music to your MP3

 

 

 

http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

 

Step 1: Copy a YouTube URL.
Step 2: Paste URL into the script bar above Convert Video.
Step 3: Click Convert Video.
Step 4: A window will pop up. Click Save.
Step 5: AUDIO FILES! Plug in your MP3 player.
Step 6: The files might take a moment to appear. When they do, they'll be in My Documents in the Downloads tab.
Step 7: Click and drag the MP3 files onto Removable Disk (I:)
Step 8: DONE!

 

(I don't know if this needs to be said, but the little advertisement window won't get the job done.)

Wake Me When Pain Has A Cure

      No amount of medicine seems to be enough anymore. I think this is how a broken back must feel. Sitting is hell, standing is hell. I just want to crawl into bed and stay there until I can move without screaming. Here I am looking forward to my next period, because only when I'm menstruating am I not in pain.
      I had a thought today: Sims Pet Stories hasn't been installed for years, it might work. But I quickly threw that thought away. I would have to keep it open forever just to play the damned thing more than once, and I learned something recently; I like shutting my computer off at night. Just the night before last, I learned what silence is.
      Anyway, going now to have a soft, mushy pizza made from canned ham and blenderized pineapple. Later.

Weird Thoughts

      I don't believe I'm psycho. I don't need medications to think rationally. But I have been wondering some unusual things lately... like: How does an octopus have sex? One alone has eight arms; imagine two octopi all tangled up in a mess of sixteen arms. They have to put them somewhere to get the job done. What about electric eels and anglerfish? How do they bump uglies without killing each other? What about turtles? Do the shells stay on, or do they take 'em off during sex, like a man and his socks?
      I've never literally seen any creature literally fashion the beast with two backs, but I'm pretty sure their genitalia is adjacent to their...frontals. I don't think humping would impregnate the female. And do animals even know what the genitalia means? If flies have so little mental capacity that they continually bump into the same wall, day after day, how do they know they're not getting into a same-sex mating ritual? Do they mate for life? And if they do, how do they know which fly is their mate?
      So many questions...But I'm too afraid to Google them...