Monday, September 17, 2012

Bad Advertising

“Simple steps to erasing wrinkles! Doctors hate her. Try it now!”
...No. Why exactly do I want my doctor to hate me? That would be the most idiotic thing to do – the guy has my records. Not only that, who will I go to if I need asthmatic inhalers, or prescriptions, or medicine to control seizures, or flu shots?
“Hey, Doc, look! No more wrinkles!”
“No more wrinkles? What have you done to my business!”
Yeah. Right.