After a minimum of 20 years with the same damn bed, rotating and rotating like a damn rotisserie chicken, I'm finally getting a new bed. A birthday bed. And I am super thrilled that my nearly knee-length hair is now chest-length. It's actually a little shorter than I wanted, but I don't even care. I'm not sitting on it, I don't have to sweep it all over my shoulder to go to the bathroom, and my body can breathe again! Looks a hell of a lot nicer, too. It's got bounce.
I'm not telling the locals we know. I want to see their faces.
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