The Present Versus Shrek 4

       I'm being subjected to a live feed of some political B.S. about a revolution. And knowing that the Republicans are red like Rumpel-stiltskin's hair, lying about this and that to try and prolong his reign; all I can think about is how very cool it would be if the Democrats were green. Banding together in this revolution to take down the angry, lying, two-faced red leader. We could call it....Trumpel-stiltskin.