Monday, July 5, 2021

More Taboo

       What is this world coming to? Can't say kill in a Walking Dead group. Can't say Covid, either; and I have to wonder if that's restricted to my group, or if you also can't say it in a Covid Awareness group (if there is such a thing). Which would just be really stupid.
      Well, I made another joke in my Big Bang Theory group. The Birthday Synchronicity, they're in the car on their way to the hospital and Raj says Howard got Bernadette pregnant in five minutes. Sheldon says coitus takes him hours. Here is my joke; I said, Howard's new nickname is Little Bang.
      That's it. That's all I said! And not only did they remove my comment, they turned off the commenting feature because I was "not kind" and "violating the rules." Excuse me, did I call anyone a motherf****r? Am I allowed to say big, or is that a dirty word? Nobody got offended by Quickdraw, or Speed of Light Leonard.
      It's like we're living in the '50s.
      Well, that's it. Just wanted to share that with....my future self!

Thursday, July 1, 2021

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       I'm covered in so many mosquito bites, it looks like I have the pox. And I've been more clumsy than ever; dropping my drink, dropping my cutlery, knocking stuff off my desk, being totally unable to type, and even fighting with the metal bar that mounts toilet rolls. It's a wonder I get anything done. I've also started twitching; especially if I'm in bed. Two weeks (or whatever) ago, I actually twitched so hard, it got me to sit up.
      Long as I'm not asked to hold somebody's baby....

Saturday, June 26, 2021

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       I learned something. Every movie character I know, who has been injured in some way, always gets hurt on their right side. Nobu, from Memoirs Of A Geisha. The title character House, and also Wilson. Nemo, Gill and Dory from Finding Nemo. Carl, Ezekiel, Rosita and the governor from The Walking Dead.
      Small list, but a weird one.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Taboo

       I have got to tell you about this. Well, there is nobody here, but I'm going to come back to this blog one day for a laugh. I'm in a Walking Dead fan group on Facebook and one of the topics was, "Which character do you miss the most?" It had a picture of the characters eligible for the topic and among them was Glenn.
      I said Glenn and proceeded to list my favorite moment: When he kills the zombie with the chair he'd been tied to. Thought I did nothing wrong. But my comment was immediately deleted by an admin, because you can't say the word kill. It's a group for a show that's all about death and you can't say the word kill. How stupid is that? It's like looking through a telescope with your eyes shut!

Friday, June 4, 2021

What A Day

       This morning I was suckered into deep-cleaning my bedroom. I'd finally gotten to sleep, and I was having the coolest dream. Then there was a knock and I've been busting my ass ever since. God, my feet hurt. Anyway, I had put everything rattling around loose inside a laundry basket; but thinking things through isn't exactly one of my virtues. I forgot that the can of Lysol spray has a push button. All of a sudden, there's a mist; and I'm scrambling around trying to pick up this can slicker than snot, my arm is getting covered in cleaning solution, I've got papers in the basket, meanwhile I'm trying not to laugh and breathe it in.
      Then the rack in my closet broke, damn near making me piss myself, and my mother volunteered some storage. I go to hand her the hangers, and for some reason she ducks to grab them around the bottom, and hits me in a pretty unfavorable place. So long story short, it's been the most outrageous cleaning day I've ever had, and we're unfortunately not finished.
      But I am taking a break.

Sunday, May 23, 2021

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       I think I'm getting back into the groove here. At first using my new computer still felt like I was borrowing my brother's.
      Not a lot else has changed. I have fifteen pages, front and back, of handwritten book ideas that I've been maniacally writing down ever since my computer was declared up and running. And it starts out with more detail than I've ever written in my life!
      There was a rainbow here the other day, and my brother went out for a bike ride. He said he rode "into the rainbow" and described the colors as "brilliant." Sadly the closest I can relate is the scene in That '70s Show, where the dog gets high. At least, I think that's what I mean.
      I've also had amazing dreams that I've been dying to write down! Lately I've been dreaming a lot of flying over the town; whether it's a place I saw on Google, or in a movie, or if it's a game map; and there's usually a sunset. Once, I was actually a bat; and I could control what I did, and I hung upside-down on a ceiling and watched the sunset. It was so damn cool.
      Another dream was when I had to walk past where I used to live on a farm, to get to my house; which in my dream was kind of a combination between a farm and a trailer park. There were all these buildings and they all looked alike, and I was trying to find my house. So I knocked on the door, and this old man answered, and I told him it was the wrong address and kept going. Lucky for me, I saw my mother having a cigarette on our porch; I walked inside, and I knew I was home. I saw my relatives, our things. And then I turned around and walked out, and I just started biking around and around the property; and there were these cattails, waving in the wind. And it was so dark out. And then, of course, there was a bear...and I don't remember what happened after that.
      But this dream here is my favorite of the ones I've had since my computer died. I lived in an absolutely gorgeous....beach house mansion. And on the outside, it was the most amazing thing I'd ever seen. The water was the color of sapphires. And inside the house, there was all the ugly crap we own, placed in the ugliest spots; it really cramped the style of the home! But oh my God, that water. I haven't been anywhere that nice since I was four. Even then I couldn't enjoy it, because I was so little, and the rocks we had to walk on to get to the ocean were so big. And I hated having my hands held. Especially by my stepfather, who literally never....used soap. So that was my last vacation, and it sucked.
      I typically dream of spiders, death, wild animals, building collapses, and occasionally the royal family; with amazing detail. I dream about the royal family more often than I dream about flying, and I dream about flying more often than I dream about the ocean. In my last memorable dream, I hijacked a train car and started driving it around zombie-infested tracks, and my mother was just standing there, waiting to be eaten; and....I didn't let her in. And then Cuddy and Wilson strapped House to a table and walked away, and I've really just been dreaming about cats and spiders ever since. Also, I had a dream where Peggy Bundy hit her head really hard and became a total idiot, just in time for her appearance on a game show. She was licking a plate.
      My favorite dreams are definitely the ocean, a mansion, flying, the royal family....and there's one dream I don't think I've mentioned before. The short version, since I can't remember the long version, is that I went to college. Doesn't sound like much, but I'm a very lucid dreamer. I can see, hear, smell, and feel everything and yes, some-times I absolutely can control what happens.
      Ohhh, it feels so good to write everything down! Finally, I can throw away all those papers! I hate being a caveperson.

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Back Online

       My computer died last month. Believe it or not, it had melted inside! Evidence of a fire! Crazy. But I'm back, and not even my book characters were killed in the blaze. It feels so good to be back online and, you know, not dead.