If I may quote Mr. Potato Head, "You would not believe what I've been through tonight." I mean, holy fuck; this is totally ridiculous. I'm killing two mosquitoes every minute. I literally killed six in just one visit to the washroom.
My body feels like Braille.
This is why I've come up with a new nickname for myself. Killing Spree. It's fitting, because my initials are actually KS and, well, come on. Nobody else can even see the mosquitoes here; they're either blind or I'm just that good.
If you'll excuse me, writing this pathetic dot of text has taken almost five minutes and I need to catch up. Maybe later when I'm applying medicine to all these bites, I'll tell you what they say.
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