I've been having some weird dreams lately. Weird even for me. I don't know what I've been doing before bed, but I'd like to make it a routine.
First I dreamed that I got into a car with the cast of The Big Bang Theory, and my conscience was both in my own body and Amy's; and I could actually switch at will. We drove around and around in a giant pattern, looking for something new: The beach. And the guys had all come up with weird nicknames for themselves and wore these really bright contact lenses. Leonard was Webster, and I can't recall the rest.
Then I dreamed that Lorne got into a fist fight with Shane. I opened my window and watched. Lorne took one punch but knocked that asshole to the ground. It was worth having to wake up and realize it hadn't happened.
Last night probably takes the cake...I was playing NFSW, going to all my favorite places, driving my favorite car. My lights were flashing, my sirens were blaring and it was exactly as I remembered it. I drove through every chain link fence I could find and it sounded just the same. And then it changed. Will was driving, and Carlton was freaking out because 'my' reckless driving had garnered the attention of the police. So he started getting out while the car was flying down the street, and Will slammed on the brakes. Of course we got caught and arrested, and I'm just standing there looking at all the broken fences and fallen traffic lights thinking...Good game.
So maybe I have gone overboard with it, but I'm just getting started. I bought the series and it should be here next month. Hopefully it works; I bought a movie that is incompatible with my DVD player - which I can't unlock because my remote control isn't that advanced. Figures; I've got one of those really heavy dome TVs from the '70s. If I had a cellular phone the size of my shoe I'd be stuck in that time and deemed crazy.
At least in this NFSW dream there were no zombies or dino-saurs.
PS. Why is my Blogger set to military time...?
First I dreamed that I got into a car with the cast of The Big Bang Theory, and my conscience was both in my own body and Amy's; and I could actually switch at will. We drove around and around in a giant pattern, looking for something new: The beach. And the guys had all come up with weird nicknames for themselves and wore these really bright contact lenses. Leonard was Webster, and I can't recall the rest.
Then I dreamed that Lorne got into a fist fight with Shane. I opened my window and watched. Lorne took one punch but knocked that asshole to the ground. It was worth having to wake up and realize it hadn't happened.
Last night probably takes the cake...I was playing NFSW, going to all my favorite places, driving my favorite car. My lights were flashing, my sirens were blaring and it was exactly as I remembered it. I drove through every chain link fence I could find and it sounded just the same. And then it changed. Will was driving, and Carlton was freaking out because 'my' reckless driving had garnered the attention of the police. So he started getting out while the car was flying down the street, and Will slammed on the brakes. Of course we got caught and arrested, and I'm just standing there looking at all the broken fences and fallen traffic lights thinking...Good game.
So maybe I have gone overboard with it, but I'm just getting started. I bought the series and it should be here next month. Hopefully it works; I bought a movie that is incompatible with my DVD player - which I can't unlock because my remote control isn't that advanced. Figures; I've got one of those really heavy dome TVs from the '70s. If I had a cellular phone the size of my shoe I'd be stuck in that time and deemed crazy.
At least in this NFSW dream there were no zombies or dino-saurs.
PS. Why is my Blogger set to military time...?
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