I'm going to the denturist today. I really hope I don't vomit on the guy. Not only because it would be gross for him, but because it would be gross and embarrassing for me - and I'd have to try again. I've been so nervous I've been watching the Ice Age series since the early morning of the 17th. First, pretty lame; second, a bit better; third, best one yet; fourth, not crazy about it. Now they have two new ones. The Egg-scapade whatever is better than the Collision Course one, of which I could only watch five minutes before clicking away. I knew from the moment I first read the Wikipedia des-cription last year it was going to suck; and boy, was I right. Maybe it's better in high quality, but I have a strong feeling it'll be the worst in the series.
Well, I only have about an hour before I have to go and puke all over the nice guy who's trying to help me; so if you'll excuse me, I need to comb out my wet mop of hair and read another chapter of Divine By Mistake. And hopefully, the doctor will see my stitches (and the nasty red, and white, spots) and say, nope, we can't do this today.
Anyway, I could get used to eating nothing but chocolate-flavored things.
Addendum: Due to the severe sensitivity of my gums, the molding has been postponed. Woohoo!
Well, I only have about an hour before I have to go and puke all over the nice guy who's trying to help me; so if you'll excuse me, I need to comb out my wet mop of hair and read another chapter of Divine By Mistake. And hopefully, the doctor will see my stitches (and the nasty red, and white, spots) and say, nope, we can't do this today.
Anyway, I could get used to eating nothing but chocolate-flavored things.
Addendum: Due to the severe sensitivity of my gums, the molding has been postponed. Woohoo!
Don't know the word 'Addendum' and I'm too lazy to Google it, so, was your denturist appointment today, or was that what was postponed?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind eating nothing but chocolate forever... :D
Addendum is just a longer word for PS. I prefer it.
DeleteYes, my denturist appointment was what was cancelled; and me neither. So good. :D
Ah, thank you for teaching me something new yet again... :)
DeleteChocolate is awesome...I wish I didn't feel so guilty eating it...then it'd be perfect :)
It seems weird to me that they have to do any molding at all; why can't they just give people dentures that are approximate? (Obviously I have no idea how anything works, but how much different can mouth sizes be, if that's even what the molding is for...?) :p
You're preaching to the choir. If anything, why can't they use lasers to trace the exact shape of one's mouth, import the scan result into the computer, and mold the dentures the way a character is animated...or some damn thing? (You can tell I hate vomiting. I haven't done it in so long that I would really prefer to just stay toothless my whole life.)
ReplyDeleteWhy the guilt? It can be good for you, it's delicious, it solves the craving one might have while menstruating. I don't understand the guilt.
And you're welcome! Hey, you've taught me several things, too. Who says long distance can't work?
Last time I did it was 2000 or 2001, when we still lived in Vanderhoof...I had a cold, so the hospital gave me some medicine to make me throw up...not intentionally...but hey, I stopped caring that I had a cold, because I was properly sick :p
DeleteThe guilt is due to worrying about my health and weight and looks...not that such worries have stopped me from eating it altogether, I don't think anything could...lol
I don't even recall why I last threw up; but I like to think it was during my dehydration the day we were moving away from Maureen (not the b!tch; the friendly one next door with the little dog. I remember her last name, but I won't say it here).
DeleteOh. Well, I've stopped worrying about calories and whatnot. I either don't eat enough chocolate to be over 180 pounds, or (the more likely), I eat so little regular food that the chocolate is all the nutrients I'm really getting. The way I eat sweets, I'm actually really lucky to be as small as I am; but I don't even care anymore. Maybe it's because I don't have teeth to worry about, but lately I've preferred to think there's more to me than numbers. Maybe one day I'll weigh 600 pounds, but as of yet, I've never weighed more than 200. I'm going to take advantage of it (but for my heart, I will work out).