Nope!

       I never knew that 450 milliliters of soya sauce and 500 milliliters of vanilla extract look identical until I wanted eggnog. I'm so, so glad I read the label because that shit would have been nasty. Not enough sugar in the world.

...

      All I wanted to do was watch House. And my glasses broke.
      Now everything's fuzzy, and I have to wait until Monday.

That Worked Out Well

       And for once, I'm not being sarcastic. I just tallied up the word count for the seven books I wrote about House, and it's exactly 67,000 words. 😄