Oh my f**k! Guys, I was trying to research candy bars to put a name to this treat I know I've had. But instead, I found the craziest candies ever! There's one called Warhead. Another is called Toxic Waste. Don't want that in your mouth, do ya? But wait, it gets worse! Check this out:
Warheads are SO SOUR. Toxic Waste is advertised for on the backs of a lot of Archie Comics. But Camel Balls are ones I don't know for sure if I've heard of ... remember that moose candy dispenser Uncle Gord had that pooped out chocolates? :D
ReplyDeleteDo I ever. While showing that same picture to L., he pointed out to me another horrible treat. Spermies! And it says, "The candy you love...to swallow." How horrible is that? There's also a pack of chocolate pieces that look like turds, and this candy is called - Eat Shit. There's Unicorn Boogers, Porky Poop, Zombie Bullets...Oh, God, here's something. Candy Saliva, Candy Blood, and Candy Urine. Let's see. Barf Candy! CrackHead? Penis Gummies! S**t, this is getting nasty. I'm done.
Deletelol! I bet as you were finding those, your expression changed in the most hilarious way :p
DeleteFor some reason, I never looked that stuff up - but maybe I will now, just because it's hard to believe such things exist! (I hope they don't sell that stuff anywhere a kid might come across it) :D
I hope they don't, too. I've been too scared to do any further research.
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