I've been Simple Ruling my brain out - in other words, watching 8 Simple Rules a lot lately. It's a good show; it was much better with Ritter. C.J. ruined it, I think he was the reason ratings dropped too low to continue making new episodes.
There are, however, some other quirks about that show I don't like. For instance, Bridget, the airhead, has always gotten upset for logical reasons; while Kerry, the fantastically smart one, gets upset over insignificant things. And when Kerry does get upset for good reasons, she whines about it and makes me care so little about her problems. I mean, she's what, fifteen? and her biggest argument is saying, "GRR!" I used to like her, but then I realized, "She's b*tchy and annoying." I have two siblings who are middle children, and they're more mature than my parents.
I used to like Kyra from "Reba", too. But I never liked Reba. And then I realized, Kyra is Reba.
Today I'm liking the dumb blonds, because they're kinder. They don't get explosive over every little thing. And when they do get upset, you can actually care, because when they aren't upset all the time, you know they're actually feeling hurt, and for good reasons. I mean when you're all "Grr" all the time (which I swear up and down she actually says, in episodes such as "Bake Sale" and "Let's Keep Going 2" - go ahead and check it out, prove me wrong, I dare you); you can't even tell what means a lot to them and what doesn't.
First John Ritter, then James Avery. I have to wonder if they even tried to revive them. It wasn't Ritter's time, he was still a young man. Sort of. They could have made more than just two seasons with the guy. If he were still alive, they would probably still be making episodes. And who knows? Maybe they would be grandparents by now. Or maybe they would have more than three children by now.
I bet Ritter and Avery would've gotten along great.
My other favorite actors are Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson. They're getting up there in years; I hope to hell they are taking damn good care of themselves. I want to clone them. But I'm too broke. I'll settle for an awesome movie with those two guys, playing the fathers to one son each; who would be portrayed by Will Smith and Jim Carrey. I'd watch that movie. I'd buy the tickets and I'd cut off my left arm to meet all four of those guys and get their autographs. And I'm a leftie, so you know I mean it.
There are, however, some other quirks about that show I don't like. For instance, Bridget, the airhead, has always gotten upset for logical reasons; while Kerry, the fantastically smart one, gets upset over insignificant things. And when Kerry does get upset for good reasons, she whines about it and makes me care so little about her problems. I mean, she's what, fifteen? and her biggest argument is saying, "GRR!" I used to like her, but then I realized, "She's b*tchy and annoying." I have two siblings who are middle children, and they're more mature than my parents.
I used to like Kyra from "Reba", too. But I never liked Reba. And then I realized, Kyra is Reba.
Today I'm liking the dumb blonds, because they're kinder. They don't get explosive over every little thing. And when they do get upset, you can actually care, because when they aren't upset all the time, you know they're actually feeling hurt, and for good reasons. I mean when you're all "Grr" all the time (which I swear up and down she actually says, in episodes such as "Bake Sale" and "Let's Keep Going 2" - go ahead and check it out, prove me wrong, I dare you); you can't even tell what means a lot to them and what doesn't.
First John Ritter, then James Avery. I have to wonder if they even tried to revive them. It wasn't Ritter's time, he was still a young man. Sort of. They could have made more than just two seasons with the guy. If he were still alive, they would probably still be making episodes. And who knows? Maybe they would be grandparents by now. Or maybe they would have more than three children by now.
I bet Ritter and Avery would've gotten along great.
My other favorite actors are Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson. They're getting up there in years; I hope to hell they are taking damn good care of themselves. I want to clone them. But I'm too broke. I'll settle for an awesome movie with those two guys, playing the fathers to one son each; who would be portrayed by Will Smith and Jim Carrey. I'd watch that movie. I'd buy the tickets and I'd cut off my left arm to meet all four of those guys and get their autographs. And I'm a leftie, so you know I mean it.
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